09 February 2009

RESIPI NAK BUAT NEGARA HARAM...

"Anda suka tomyam, mee rebus, nasi goreng patayya atau PASSEMBORR?
Makanan sebegini boleh didapati di gerai gerai sekeliling kita di ibu kota.

kali ini kita akan menyediakan resipi baru yang akan popular di kebanyakan negeri selepas ini.

'RESIPI MEMBUAT NEGERI 'HARAM'

Bahan bahan nya;

3 atau lebih adun lompat dilipat lipat
1 ekor zombie yang diperap kicap
1 biji S.U.K (di buang otak )
1 batallion fru
s.b (secukup rasa )
dan yang paling akhir dan tidak menjadi resipi kita tanpa;
tv1
tv2
tv3 suku
berita hairan
utusan meloya
dll ikut selera tuan tuan.


cara membuat;

1. hilangkan adun 4 hingga ke 5 hari.
2. masukkan 1 adun dalam adunan sedia ada
3. keluarkan semula adun yang dihilangkan tadi, keluarkan semula adun 1 dan
di gaul bersama .
4. panaskan tv1,tv2,tv3 suku.
5. masukan adun adun tadi dengan mangkuk sekali, sambil dikacau dengan u.
meloya dan b.hairan.
6. apabila sudah keluar bau busuk barulah masukan zombie....
proses memasukan zombi wajib di percepatkan (takut pecah tembelang)
8. KELUAR!!! kan sedikit stok atau kiub pati S.U.K.
9. angkat dan hidangkan kepada rakyat.

cara menghias;

bubuh fru di sekeliling dan taburkan s.b di tengah tengah..

dah siap resipi kita, SELAMAT MENCUBA.... SIMPLE KAN.

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LYRIC

A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead or alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong or right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
You can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight